John McCain's War Hero Sexuality

So what if John McCain started sleeping with his current wife, Cindy, before he got divorced from his first wife, Carol. I mean, really, so what?

Republican men are virile. And, when you're a maverick, too, like John McCain, and a war hero like John McCain is, you're even more virile. When you're more virile you simply need more sex than one woman can reasonably supply. Unless she's a liberal nympho like Jane Fonda.

John McCain didn't have a lot of sex in the "Hanoi Hilton." He certainly did not have sex with the Vietcong. That would have been consorting with the enemy. I don't know if he consorted with American prisoners, but if he had to choose, I'm sure he went with Americans and not those Vietcong bastards.

Like John McCain, I have never had sex with the Vietcong. Jane Fonda did, of course. And a lot of other Liberals did, too, like the Kennedy's. The Liberals that didn't have sex with the Vietcong? They really, really, really wanted to have sex with the Vietcong!

Disgusting Liberal Traitors!