John McCain, whose life resembles mine in so many ways, started sleeping with his current wife, Cindy, before he got divorced from his first wife, Carol. Amazingly, I did pretty much the same thing!
Like John McCain, my first wife got into a terrible car accident. John McCain was in his hell-hole in Vietnam. I was on a sales trip. When I got home and saw my wife, I immediately began seeking the solace of a rich young woman, like John did.
Here's where our lives differ a bit: John got a rich young woman while I did not. But I did dump my first wife, and did sleep with a few women before I divorced her. That's got to count for something!
With all the Muslims running around intent on killing Americans, McCain and me know that deceit, though unpleasant, must be used against them.
What this all boils down to is this: McCain and me have been practicing deceit so that we can do our duty as patriots and defend the Homeland against Muslim infidels!
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So you were never in a Vietnamese POW camp?
I'm so disappointed. Have you at least eaten at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pretty good food if you ask me.
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