MCain -- Are "Whiners" for Real?

On this whole "whiner" business, I have to say I agree more with Phil Gramm, John McCain's top economic advisor, than I do with John McCain. Sorry, John, but it's the truth.

Phil Gramm is right to say that left-wing people are suffering from a recession that's totally in their heads. And that they're whiners on top of it.

You, John McCain, never whined when you were being tortured by the Vietcong, did you? Because that's the real story here. Because elections are not about issues or what people say. It's about character.

Anybody can talk about issues. But character is something different. You're born with it. You've either got it or you don't. And torture makes your true character come out. Of all people, you should know that, John McCain.

So how Muslim is Obama? Only through character-revealing torture will we ever get the real answer on that one.

John McCain -- you haven't forgotten all those whining hippies who stood in lines hundreds of hippies deep to spit in your face when you came back from Vietnam, have you?

Have you forgotten the whiny Vietcong hippies and terrorists who spit in your face morning, noon and night with their big hawking communist loogies full of bamboo and betel-nut mash?

I know you're running for president, Mr. McCain, but that's no reason to be nice to whiny left-wing-nut-spitters!